God what kind of fucked up world do we live in that 5oz of flat iron cost $38? Food was so so much cheaper when I started cooking and I’m not even ancient quite yet
Justcreature
Yep any place that sells burgers for these prices is annoyingly tacky.
feeling_over_it
There is so much I hate about this. The menu is basically what you get if you ask ChatGPT to give you a menu for a 2020 hip new American burger joint. Nothing original. I’m so tired of seeing this things in every menu: – hot honey, truffle parm fries, beetroot (just call them fucking beets), a caeser salad that doesn’t come with caesar dressing, housemade potato chips that absolutely suck ass, a cover-your-ass-the-lawyers-said-its-a-good-idea abbreviation table at the bottom of the menu for every goddamn line item needed to decipher information no one *really* needs, cowboy butter (what in the fuck is that? Are you milking a man with a mustache wearing just a cowboy hat, boots and apron out back behind the dumpster?)
goatslovetofrolic
Nine dollar potato chips really float my boat up my ire creek.
I understand expensive french fries. When they’re well made it’s a bit of process that requires some organization, space, and will. Potato chips do not demand such pains. Further, potato chips are less dense; and order of fries might take two potatoes while and order chips/crisps may come from less than one potato.
Ta-boot, why does the “Caesar salad” have a garlic herb dressing? Caesar doesn’t have herbs so is this something else entirely or Caesar dressing with herbs and a new name?
FremulonPandaFace
I cant unsee “bolognaise”…
mynameisnotsparta
Definitely agree. Just say sandwich. We all know what it means.
Penne Bolognese is a crime. Pappardelle is what you need with bolognese.
bigdumbbab
Fuck all this.
Wise_Ad5715
Kettle chips piss me off.
Wise_Ad5715
Various_Bed_1888
$38 for a 5 oz steak…wtf
WaffleHouseGladiator
“Between our buns” was right there! C’mon people! I didn’t fall out of bed, put on my cleanest pajamas, and drive 12 minutes to this overpriced burger shack for some tepid, half-assed, wishy-washy degeneracy! I want that prescription strength “it burns when I pee” degeneracy. Let the dishies burn one down behind the dumpster and come up with new menu nomenclature.
ThetrveDeathbox
this menu is boring af, too. like I can make all these items at home blindfolded and with my diccc stapled to my forehead
Upstairs-Dare-3185
No fuckin buffalo for the chicken wings? Hot honey or chimi is insane
PricklyBob
This whole menu is hot fucking garbage.
Also how redundant is the “Double Smash Burger?” Like, duh??
Four dollars for your 2oz truffle aioli?? Are you high??
cuntsatchel
They have cold steal chairs mixed w rustic wood
LibertarianGolfer
Not defending this abomination by any means, but this place is in Banff. Prices are Canadian dollars (USD is worth more currently) and at a ski resort. The sticker shock is not as bad.
Still stupid names and ideas though.
contemplatingabit666
ya know, i was having a perfectly fine and dandy day.
then i saw this.
Reasonable_Finish130
24 dollars for a burger. What kind of delusion are the owners entranced in?
Spoonthedude92
For 30 dollars I can make tuscan chicken for 6 people. This is why I don’t eat out often anymore.
SeanInDC
Screams hotel restaurant menu.
wonderguard108
some of this sounded really good until i looked at the prices
20ontheDropBear
I would like some hip tittie with my burger please.
Pork_Confidence
1lb wings for $24?!?
… Burn it all to the ground…..
8_bitnugget
Feels very “Stomp, Clap, Hey: You’re about to pay $$$ for mediocre food”
2teachand2hike
Nibbles, starters, and shareables on one menu haha
lilgreenghool
Why does every item have a pronoun
no_okaymaybe
I’m so poor that I had to come to the comments to make sure that people were upset about the prices
vincentninja68
Most restaurants fail in the first year, gee I wonder why
idonthavernoughcats
*laughs in portland* this is nothing
PeaTasty9184
The are 3 different appetizer sections.
NoAttorney9330
24 for 8 – 10 piece wing. You’ve lost your sweet ass mind
semicombobulated
Who the hell orders a side of tomato soup with their burger?
40 Comments
someone posted it on tiktok. and now you’re posting it on reddit.
it worked. they know its dumb. and now they have international free advertising. nice.
This is how we talk, bro. Stop being sketchy.
The steak frites and steak sandwich share the exact same ingredients but are just composed differently??? 😭
I had to google “hptiti” because I refused to believe it was a real thing.
And it is not.
It is a typo for htipiti, pronounced “tee-pee-tee,” which actually makes way more sense.
Not as bad as a place i worked briefly as sous chef. “Between the buns”
https://preview.redd.it/ogxetvn2dkmg1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1155cb37c9b37fd0f968d167fd653b5c259a1f9
My face when I read this menu
$9 for chips or mixed olives?
God what kind of fucked up world do we live in that 5oz of flat iron cost $38? Food was so so much cheaper when I started cooking and I’m not even ancient quite yet
Yep any place that sells burgers for these prices is annoyingly tacky.
There is so much I hate about this. The menu is basically what you get if you ask ChatGPT to give you a menu for a 2020 hip new American burger joint. Nothing original. I’m so tired of seeing this things in every menu:
– hot honey, truffle parm fries, beetroot (just call them fucking beets), a caeser salad that doesn’t come with caesar dressing, housemade potato chips that absolutely suck ass, a cover-your-ass-the-lawyers-said-its-a-good-idea abbreviation table at the bottom of the menu for every goddamn line item needed to decipher information no one *really* needs, cowboy butter (what in the fuck is that? Are you milking a man with a mustache wearing just a cowboy hat, boots and apron out back behind the dumpster?)
Nine dollar potato chips really float my boat up my ire creek.
I understand expensive french fries. When they’re well made it’s a bit of process that requires some organization, space, and will. Potato chips do not demand such pains. Further, potato chips are less dense; and order of fries might take two potatoes while and order chips/crisps may come from less than one potato.
Ta-boot, why does the “Caesar salad” have a garlic herb dressing? Caesar doesn’t have herbs so is this something else entirely or Caesar dressing with herbs and a new name?
I cant unsee “bolognaise”…
Definitely agree. Just say sandwich. We all know what it means.
Penne Bolognese is a crime. Pappardelle is what you need with bolognese.
Fuck all this.
Kettle chips piss me off.
$38 for a 5 oz steak…wtf
“Between our buns” was right there! C’mon people! I didn’t fall out of bed, put on my cleanest pajamas, and drive 12 minutes to this overpriced burger shack for some tepid, half-assed, wishy-washy degeneracy! I want that prescription strength “it burns when I pee” degeneracy. Let the dishies burn one down behind the dumpster and come up with new menu nomenclature.
this menu is boring af, too.
like I can make all these items at home blindfolded and with my diccc stapled to my forehead
No fuckin buffalo for the chicken wings? Hot honey or chimi is insane
This whole menu is hot fucking garbage.
Also how redundant is the “Double Smash Burger?” Like, duh??
Four dollars for your 2oz truffle aioli?? Are you high??
They have cold steal chairs mixed w rustic wood
Not defending this abomination by any means, but this place is in Banff. Prices are Canadian dollars (USD is worth more currently) and at a ski resort. The sticker shock is not as bad.
Still stupid names and ideas though.
ya know, i was having a perfectly fine and dandy day.
then i saw this.
24 dollars for a burger. What kind of delusion are the owners entranced in?
For 30 dollars I can make tuscan chicken for 6 people. This is why I don’t eat out often anymore.
Screams hotel restaurant menu.
some of this sounded really good until i looked at the prices
I would like some hip tittie with my burger please.
1lb wings for $24?!?
… Burn it all to the ground…..
Feels very “Stomp, Clap, Hey: You’re about to pay $$$ for mediocre food”
Nibbles, starters, and shareables on one menu haha
Why does every item have a pronoun
I’m so poor that I had to come to the comments to make sure that people were upset about the prices
Most restaurants fail in the first year, gee I wonder why
*laughs in portland* this is nothing
The are 3 different appetizer sections.
24 for 8 – 10 piece wing. You’ve lost your sweet ass mind
Who the hell orders a side of tomato soup with their burger?
$15 for a bowl of tomato soup…totally reasonable.